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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 07:16

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Were the 1980s as uptight and prudish as movies and TV shows make them out to be? When I think of 80s culture, I think about a very "icky" judgmental yuppie status quo time period.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?